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The Professor, the Detective and the Bond Villain
The Author, the Kitten and the Bond Villain
The Parcels & The Porno
The Fly, the Mask, the Girl and her Netball
The Case of Mistaken Identity
The Academic Works Of McCann
The Frosty Reception
The Cursed Noodles
The Furniture Fuckery
How I Bought A House, Part VI
How I Bought A House, Part V
How I Bought A House, Part IV
How I Bought A House, Part III
How I Bought A House, Part II
How I Bought A House, Part I
The Supermarket Swipe, Part II
The Supermarket Swipe, Part I
The Wedding (Nearly Mine) Part III
The Wedding (Still Not Mine) Part II
The Wedding (Not Mine) Part I
The Broken Back & The Expensive Butt
The South Korean Shenanigans, Part II
The South Korean Shenanigans, Part I
The Lunatic and the Poltergeist
The Accidental Racist
The Butter-Basted Bastard
The Netball Difference
You Can Call Me “Al…”?
The Hotel Sextape
The Five Card Trick
Online Dating Is For Freaks…
Who Wants To Date A Bosnian
Rules For Complimenting A Lady
The Fishy Paypacket
The Cancer Charity
The Cash Machine Karma
The Date With The Drug Dealer
Where No McCann Has Gone Before
The Condom Conundrum
The Underground Pie Fight
The Birthday Splash
Meanwhile, Back On Match.com
My First Sober Year
The Black Woman Who Thought She Was White (And Was...
The Penis, the Pint Glass and the Photocopier
Site Redesign Q&A
The Aliens Up Above Us
Taking The Tube To Manchester
The Wrong Kind Of Gym Body
The Passion Of The Christs
The Ginger Man & The Strip Club
The Swedophile Ring
The Last Date I Never Had
Four Play
The Date Of The Dead
The Donkey Slap, The Millionnairess & The Rentboy
Things I Shouldn’t Have Said To Women
The Capital C Word
The Coming Out & The Punchbag
Operation Deepthroat
How I Lost My Vodka
The Sorry Fate of the Jean-Jacques’s [Guest...
The Internet Dumbfuck Virus II
Brace Yourself
In The Dreamtime
The Date With The Mummy
My True Colours
How I Got My PlayStation
Airport Insecurity
The Tramp On The Train
Who Is This Man?
The Problems With Having A Website
Left Luggage [Guest McCannecdote #1]
The Monastery & the Nude Beach
The Online Dating Game, Part III
The Online Dating Game, Part II
The Online Dating Game, Part I
Times I Have Been Punched
Is Clapping Common on the Northern Line?
The Nudist, the Nutcase & the Earthquake
Welcome to Birmingham
The Eurovision Party
Other Alan McCanns of the Internet 2 (the music...
Dissecting The Bird In The Salad
My Bizarre Phobias
Tube Map Picture Quiz
I Saw Five Nipples On The Tube Today
The Internet Dumbfuck Virus
Why God Hates Free Newspapers
So I Stole A Random Woman’s Handbag…
Other Alan McCanns of the Internet
The Day I Nearly Blew Up Parliament
An Experiment In User-Generated Content
Sitting On Your Arse Playing PlayStation All Day?
The Blue Shark & The Frisbee
McCannswers – Reader Survey #1
The Ironman Tequila Shot
