“So how old’s Laura now?” Dougie asks us. Dougie is a distant relative; we’re at the wedding reception of my sister Laura. “Twenty eight now,” my brother replies...
COLLECTION: The Wedding Trilogy
The Wedding (Still Not Mine) Part II
Look at me in this picture. Look how perfect my 20-minute M&S suit looks, and it’s the right colour too. But where did I get my haircut? You’ll never guess, but luckily I have typed...
The Wedding (Nearly Mine) Part III
Part II of the story raised a lot of questions from eager readers. “How much did the haircut cost?” “Did you get laid?” and “There’s only one more of these wedding...
A selection of the shit I've written thus far...
The Tramp On The Train
The Problems With Having A Website
The Fishy Paypacket
Sitting On Your Arse Playing PlayStation All Day?
What The Germans Did For Us – #1 Comedy Names
The Date With The Drug Dealer
The Capital C Word
The Lunatic and the Poltergeist
Brace Yourself
The Nudist, the Nutcase & the Earthquake
The Passion Of The Christs
The Broken Back & The Expensive Butt
Rules For Complimenting A Lady
Four Play
The Piccadilly Croatian Crack Whore iPod Cry Rape Rip-Off
The Online Dating Game, Part III
The Underground Pie Fight
The Birthday Splash
Taking The Tube To Manchester
Times I Have Been Punched
Who Is This Man?
Training At Work
The Tooting Samaritan
The Condom Conundrum
The Wedding (Still Not Mine) Part II
The Checkout Girl – Part II
The Hotel Sextape
The Online Dating Game, Part I
The Wedding (Nearly Mine) Part III
The Monastery & the Nude Beach
The Wedding (Not Mine) Part I
You Can Call Me “Al…”?
McCannswers – Reader Survey #1
The Cancer Charity
The Eurovision Party
