A selection of the shit I've written thus far...
Who Wants To Date A Bosnian
The Man Who Was Just Looking For The PlayStation
Other Alan McCanns of the Internet 2 (the music edition)
Blood, Red Wine & Tears
The Day I Nearly Blew Up Parliament
The Date With The Drug Dealer
The Tramp On The Train
The Donkey Slap, The Millionnairess & The Rentboy
The Naked Neighbour
Rules For Complimenting A Lady
Sitting On Your Arse Playing PlayStation All Day?
The Wrong Kind Of Gym Body
Why God Hates Free Newspapers
The Internet Dumbfuck Virus
The Bosnian Hoax
The Tooting Samaritan
Online Dating Is For Freaks…
You Can Call Me “Al…”?
The Condom Conundrum
The South Korean Shenanigans, Part I
The Blue Shark & The Frisbee
Dissecting The Bird In The Salad
The Polish Incident
An Experiment In User-Generated Content
The Ginger Man & The Strip Club
The Capital C Word
The Online Dating Game, Part I
Where No McCann Has Gone Before
So I Stole A Random Woman’s Handbag…
My True Colours
Things I Shouldn’t Have Said To Women
The Passion Of The Christs
Operation Deepthroat
Welcome to Birmingham
