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Please share anything you like with your friends, unless you are a joyless, friendless loner whose only enjoyment in life is finding internet things that a lot of other people haven’t seen. There are sharing buttons on some pages (all over the fucking place if you ask me) which help you do this. You can share with Facebook or Google+ or the one that Stephen Fry invented, or Reddit. There’s a button for LinkedIn there as well, it came with the rest, I’m not sure if people share internet shit on LinkedIn I think they try to be more serious on that one and talk about how effective, motivated and multi-skilled they are within an international goal-led objective-focussed business. But go on and try sharing it on there anyway, actually, let me know how you get on.


Don't just sit there, say something, the silence is freaking me out!